Impeccable Timing

lhansendesign shark week commenced this morning and I have made use of both blends while muttering to my best friend girlb3t4 about the agony of bleeding for 7 days and not dying. To which she replied, ” You mean bleeding for 7 days and living through it.”
I saluted her with my tea, and you. It is a godsend.

Somewhere off in the distance I hear my
beloved thebadpig666 offering up a prayer of thanks that I will not rain chemically imbalanced terror upon him. ;)

nursejpg:

hey lil star. i know u can get very lonely out here in this big universe, but it’s okay. just look around u. u r part of constellations and galaxies and u r shining so bright. please keep shining u look so beautiful.

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.
  • Jonathan: What about his horrible deathly pallor?!?
  • Dracula: Insolent fool boy! It's a... skin condition.
  • Jonathan: And he's got huge fangs! Is that part of your "skin condition," Dracula? Huge fangs?!?
  • Dracula: [looking sad] Yes.
The ghost who walks 
She’s on the prowl 
For the man she loved
He laid her down 
In the tall grass
And kissed her cheek
But with a knife in his hand
He plunged it in deep

She looked at him 
With pleading eyes 

he softly spoke"my dear the love has died."

And then he muffled her desperate cries
Under the moonlight…

Karen Elson: The Ghost Who Walks

The ghost who walks
She’s on the prowl
For the man she loved
He laid her down
In the tall grass
And kissed her cheek
But with a knife in his hand
He plunged it in deep

She looked at him
With pleading eyes

he softly spoke
"my dear the love has died."

And then he muffled her desperate cries
Under the moonlight…

Karen Elson: The Ghost Who Walks

when your bangs don’t want to go in any direction except directly down into your eyes:

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evilsupplyco:

Never seek permission to live a spooky life. It is your right, it is within your ability.

You are the cemetery gate keeper to the boneyard surrounding your heart.